"It's like shooting pickles in a barrel (which would be ostensibly easier than fish, since pickles don't swim)!"

-me

"The world's people were once ruled by royalty: kings, queens, nobles, pharaohs, emperors, etc.. Pre-existing rulers chosen by blood, birth-right, conquering and despotism. One day, a disgruntled British nation won their independence from such rule. So used to the system of rulers and the ruled, however, this nation delighted in the fact that they could now chose their rulers, missing entirely the notion that they needn't rulers at all."

-me, too